Something borrowed...

I borrowed this post idea from Lesley.

You put "[your name] needs" into a search engine and see what comes up. Post some of the funniest ones.

Here's mine:

-Stephanie needs a strong manly shoulder to lean on
-Stephanie needs to move to Omaha
-Stephanie needs to seek some serious professional help
-Stephanie needs to find the secret location

Well, I don't think I need to move to Omaha, and I suppose some would say I need professional help. I'm ok with the strong manly shoulder as long as the body it's attached to is equally strong and manly!