The Groundhog saw his shadow, dammit!

For the first time since moving here I actually had to clear off my car before leaving for work this morning. Given, it was pretty slushy snow...it was more than enough to make the ground white. I was going to take a picture as proof, but the batteries for my camera were dead and by the time I got home the snow had melted.

I leave you with this:

An observant woman died one day, and found herself waiting in the long line at the Pearly Gates for judgement. As she stood there, she noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through the pearly gates into heaven. Others, though, were led over to Satan, who threw them into the burning pit. But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss a soul into a small pile off to one side. After watching Satan do this several times, the woman's curiosity got the best of her. So she strolled over to find out what the devil he was doing.

"Excuse me, Prince of Darkness," she said, "I'm waiting my turn for judgement, but I couldn't help wondering, why are you tossing those people aside instead of flinging them into the fires of hell with the others?"

"Ah, those..." Satan said with a groan. "They're all from BC, they're too wet to burn!"