Dear Telus:

Please consider this your official break up letter from me.

I'd love to say it's me and not you, but the truth is it IS you.

You fail me when I need you. We're together for 6 years and I've received nothing from you. I even had to buy a new phone at full price. I suppose if I was on a monthly plan you'd be a little more into the relationship. The thing is, I'm a low maintenance kinda girl. I guess you just didn't feel needed...that is until I tried to break it off.

Only then do you tell me that perhaps a newer phone may help (right, but did you offer a free handset...or even just a discount? Nope, just the subtle suggestion that I should hawk out more money on our relationship). And when I tell you I'd started a new relationship you suggested I keep seeing you. Test things out you said. See who works better you said. Well Telus, I'm just not that kind of girl. I don't play around, I'm a one provider kind of girl.

So here it is, straight out. We're done. Consider this fair warning; I'll keep you around just long enough to use up my minutes but that's it. I may have considered a future relationship with you, but I draw the line when you question my research abilities. I don't usually jump ship without good reason.

Ah well. C'est la vie, you win some and you lose some. And Telus this is one girl you just lost.